oh, what a night

my clothes and all my makeup smeared

i'm looking crazy

got numbers on my hand

i'm such a freaking lady

my mouth is dry

i'm feeling kinda grimmy

'cause i got this hangover to remind me

oh what a night

oh what a night

straight shots of patron and a slice of lime

done got myself too drunk to drive

oh what a night

i left my car parked at the club

woke up in the morning can't find my truck

i barely made it home alive

oh what a night

my rommie says i bought the club a round on my tab

and i was so far gone she had to call me a cab

but i won't let nobody tell me nothing

'cause all in all i had that party bumpin'

oh what a night

oh what a night

straight shots of patron and a slice of lime

done got myself too drunk to drive

oh what a night

i left my car parked at the club

woke up in the morning can't find my truck

i barely made it home alive

oh what a night

well maybe i was trippin'

just a little who am i?

kidding

hanging with the boys too long

and i quit sipping

look at me buying bottles

it's for my team

i don't do it for the models shit

i still remember hanging at the bar

hoping i could get a drink or two

from a player or a star

and now i got my money in the ballas

i'll take your number but i'll probably never call you 'cause

baby

i'm a lil' bit buzzed

and right now you look good in this club

but it could be a whole 'nother side

when they turn on the light

they turn on the light

oh what a night

oh what a night

straight shots of patron and a slice of lime

done got myself too drunk to drive

oh what a night

i left my car parked at the club

woke up in the morning can't find my truck

i barely made it home alive

oh what a night

i hate to be a quitter

but i'm thinking 'bout my liver

and the liquour that i give it

is gonna kill me even quicker

and i'm already a natural disaster

don't need nothing to be taking me no faster yea

i really gotta go and see my pastor

what a night