ohio town saved from killer bees by hungry vampire bats

it used to seem so wonderful

to sit out in the breeze

until the town was overrun

by stinging killer bees

the stinging pests

were unwelcome guests

they had the town unnerved

'til the mayor imported vampire bats

and announced that dinner was served

on the edge of town

hanging upside down

from each limb of every tree

sway giant

dangerous vampire bats

with their bellies full of bees

but now they've got to find a way

to rid the town of bats

so

they're thinking of importing

hungry rabid mountain cats