ol' mcdonald

ol' mac donald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

and on this farm there was a chick

the prettiest chick i know

with a little curve here and a little curve there

this chick

she had curves everywhere

ol' mac donald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

and oh

this chick she had to walk

e-i-e-i-o

and how this walk would drive 'em wild

swinging to and 'fro

with a little wiggle here and a little wiggle there

man this chick had wiggles to spare

ol' mac donald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

when she went walking into town

e-i-e-i-o

the local gentry popped their eyes

tarnation what a show

with a goldang here and a goshdarn there

heavens to betsy

i do declare

ol' mac donald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

there was a barn dance saturday night

e-i-e-i-o

and the fellows came from miles around just to see her dosey-do

with a promenade here and a promenade there

at a square dance

boy

this chick was no square

ol' macdonald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

i used to be a travelling man

e-i-o

until i hit macdonald's place

things were mighty slow

with a little chick here and a little chick there

i didn't have a real chick anywhere

ol' macdonald had a farm

e-i-e-i-o

this farmer's daughter knocked me out

e-i-e-i-o

aha

i asked macdonald for her hand and pop

he hollered go"