on wednesdays, we wear pink

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

cady is the new girl she's just trying to get it right

they ask

if you're from africa

then why are you white

she kicks it off first day

she thinks she'll be okay

but she makes no friends

so she sits in the bathroom eating her lunch -

cheer up cady

don't be a baby

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

cady finds it so

so hard to concentrate in class

why even care when you can just stare

at aaron samuels's ass

and it's not all rainbows

not all smiles at northshore high

she's the new prey who tries everyday

to escape kevin g's harassment in the hallway

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

enter the plastics

karen

she likes her cousin seth

gretchen

with toaster streudel breath

regina

the meanest of them all

she can sabotage your life with just one phone call

and you could go shave your back now jason

the votes are in and they go

none for gretchen

four for you glenn coco

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

she's a mathlete

don't give her that seat

cause kalteen bars is all she can eat

she's a spring fling queen

a plastic

who made army pants and flip flops fantastic

home-schooled jungle freak

who barely made it alive on her first week

and in northshore

hormones abloom

at the projection room

above the auditorium

cady's on the brink

she's on her kitchen sink

with the fertility vase of the n'debele

a frankenstein invention

deserves an intervention

she needs to be saved from the underbelly

a moment of silence

for gretchen's gold hoop earrings from hanukkah

put it on the burn book

butter my muffin

i'll get some lovin' from this high school jungle

jungle

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

janis ian

dyke

diving in a sea of lesbians

is butter a carb

the limit does not exist

is butter a carb

diving in a sea of lesbians!