one drink too many

well

the table is set

the candles are lit

and there's the knock on the door

boy! she's looking pretty

all dressed up

now who could have wished for more

yes

we wined anc! dined and all was fine

knowing that she was game

but' then i went and really spoiled it all

by filling up my glass again

one drink too many took the smile right off of her face

one lousy drink too many took the girl right out of my place

well

i tried to talk her out of going home

but instead i fell flat on the floor

and all i remember ist a great big bang

i guess she must have slammed the door

well a couple of days and a hangover later

she gave me one more chance

but only if i took her to chez maxim"