one helluva pair

dispatch

we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives

one immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny

peg-legged minion

now

we have attempted peaceful negotiations here

but

wait

what's this? we're picking something up on another frequency

let me patch it through

they call me junkrat

i'm a violent rodent

i never use guns

but i like explosives!

i'll stop the payload with my remote - click!

it's good news when i say i've blown it!"