one school

lin-manuel miranda

i didn't say yes. i didn't say i'll think about it. i can't tell you my real name

but yes

i can confirm that i did get asked to the prom

the undercover officer who played naomi is 25 years old

a new recruit at the palm beach police force

my assignment: to pose as a senior and find out who's buying

who's selling. mostly pills and weed

you would not believe how easy it is to get pills and weed

what's the hardest part?

pssh--the cafeteria. imagine hundreds of teenagers yelling and running full speed. and the lack of deodorant. let's just say i would drink at the end of the day. seriously

these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. if i'm doing my job and i'm doing it right

i am making life safer one school at a time

so he asked you to prom?

right. i gave every excuse. i said it's too expensive

which is totally true

by the way. i told him

look

i'm just a transfer

i wouldn't feel comfortable with all your friends. and it's true you make friends on the job

then it ends. you meet kids who are sensitive

smart

and defenseless. those are the ones you remember

the ones that you think about after you're gone

seriously

these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. if i'm doing my job and i'm doing it right

i am making life safer one school at a time

meanwhile. what the heck i gotta do to be with you?

what the heck i gotta do?

tell me who i gotta be for you to be with me

do you smoke?

what?

do you smoke weed?

no

i don't. but if that's what you need

i can find some for you. i can be your supply

you would do that for me?

i can be your guy. oh

yes!

seriously

these kids need to learn there are consequences in life

i'll get whatever you need!

if i'm doing my job and i'm doing it right

i am making life safer one school at a time

what are you thinking as you're trying to get this pot to sell her?

i'm thinking

what the heck am i doing? cause i don't hang out with guys like that

so what did you do?

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