outdoor type

always had a roof above me

always paid the rent

but i never set foot inside a tent

i couldn't build fire to save my life

i lied about being the outdoor type

i never slept out underneath the stars

the closest that i came to that

was one time my car broke down for an hour

in the suburbs at night

i lied about being the outdoor type

too scared to let you know

you knew what you were looking for

i lied until i fit the bill

god bless the great indoors

i lied about being the outdoor type

i've never owned a sleeping bag

let alone a mountain bike

i can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

what if something's on tv

and it's never shown again?

just is well i'm not invited

i'm afraid of heights

i lied about being the outdoor type

never learned to swim

can't grow a beard or even fight

i lied about being the outdoor type