pac-a-mac

i wear my cap with pride

when swaying side to side

indoors where it be crude

too late to find me shrewd. i never lay in doubt

when walking from about

at home where it be warm

you're sound asleep unborn!

i'm a small chap

walk tall chap

when it rains

cats and dogs

from my pocket i pick a pac-a-mac. inside a rubber wall yelling

screams echo

off the ceiling. my love could penetrate

so i'll leave you now prostrate. my fag smoulders out and out

and odours waft there about

so i give my head a kip

my cap's worn to a split. i'm a small chap

walk tall chap

when it rains

cats and dogs

from my pocket i pick a pac-a-mac. i wear my cap with pride

when swaying side to side

indoors where i feel nude

too late to find me shrewd. i never lay in doubt

when walking from about

at home where it be warm

you're sound asleep unborn!

i'm a small chap

walk tall chap

when it rains

cats and dogs

from my pocket i pick a pac-a-mac.