panda in the chandelier

there's a panda in the chandelier

oh what have we got here? what have we got here?

well i'll tell you how it got up there

this is a story of a young girls flair

for throwing pandas

it was her fathers friends wedding day

and she was dragged along

as is the way

for the poor young ones. as the big people did their thing

the panda bear she did swing

oh the panda bear

flung through the air

well a serious man with a frown

came with a ladder and took it down

aren't ladders handy

he had never seen this happen before

pandas normally stick to the floor

call it good timing

and you got your panda back

you got your panda back

you got your panda back

and your were happy about that