paris hilton's closet

my best friend sarah went to europe for the summer

my brother got kicked out of school

aw bummer

julie anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer

and got arrested like mel gibson

i read in the trades

that the n'synch boy is

now way

but i threw up in paris hilton's closet

i got drunk and totally lost it

when i woke up the first thing that i though of

was

oh my kesha

those hot jimmy choos

hey paris

did i lose it on that pair too?

celebutants work in the glamourazzi

should have sold the story

to the tabloids

took the money

takes a lot to get kicked out of this party

and almost get arrested

like mel gibson

i don't recall at all

but i got like fifty phone calls

oh my god

when i threw up in paris hilton's closet

i got drunk and totally lost it

when i woke up the first thing that i though of

was

oh no no kesha

those hot gucci shoes

what did you do?

did i lose it on that pair too?

oh

of all the stupid things i've done

i'm the proudest of this bra

but this one's the best

i threw up in paris hilton's closet

i got drunk and totally lost it

when i woke up the first thing that i though of

was

oh my kesha

those hot jimmy choos

and those minolos and pradas

chloes and your sparkly dresses

hey paris

i saw the same stuff at target

hey paris

what ya gonna do

what ya gonna do

what ya gonna do

i totally lost it

la la la

oh boy i've lost it

la la la

paris hilton's closet

i threw up in paris hilton's closet

i got drunk and totally lost it

when i woke up threw up in paris hilton's closet

i got drunk and totally lost it

tra la la

tra la la la la la