party at the leper colony

finger food and an ice cold keg

it won't cost you an arm and a leg

dance all night to a rotten band

come on

people

let's give 'em a hand

saturday night

it's the place to be

everybody cut footloose with me

at the party at the leper colony

oh

there's a party at the leper colony

hey

met a little lady so pretty and young

she was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue

she oozed up beside me

i turned on my charm

well

pretty soon she was completely disarmed

i said

girl