party of three
Singer:ninja sex party
i'm gonna take you on a date tonight
so put on your sexy dress and meet me
in my chambers by the firelight
this night is gonna be the best of your life
oh yeah the mood is right
you look more beautiful than poetry can describe
do you mind if ninja brian
joins us he's promised not to kill anyone.oh never mind
don't make sudden movements!
would you like an appetizer?
than a murder in the second degree
though i'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
was it the murder thing? yeah
i thought it might be. now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
i'm grinding up against you and i'm starting to chub
while brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
there were 300 people at this club
if human life were a keyboard
he'd be gluing down control-alt-delete
don't make direct eye contact!
dj: yo i'm the dj! who wants to dance? agh!
we get it. girl you're looking at me
i'll take you home and give you vitamin p
nothing will come between us
brian! lay down a tasty bridge
we had such a great night
it's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
we're going back to my place where we're gonna make love
at the moment of completion i'll release a flock of doves
let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations
there's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration
followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
ending in the culmination of elation consummation
there's just one thing i think i forgot to mention
ninja brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention
'cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace
with a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
welcome to my kingdom of slamalot
together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
it's time for me to plow your fields and
sow the seeds of a new family tree