i love you but you love him

i love what's fair and square and any situation where

your ying fits my yang

you love love-triangles and all the bits that dangle

from that loser who's your new hang

i love back slang

you love a back rub

i love my needle shower

you love your hot tub

i love my grub

you love your gym

i love you but you love him

oh no!

i love films like ben hur and john ford westerns

where they put the horse before the cart

you love to seem artless though you set out to be heartless

to the guy you met on st bart's

i love a clean start

you love a full stop

i love chicago blues

you love your hip-hop

me i'm into rollmops

you pacific rim

i love you but you love him

oh no!

yehudi loved hendrix

segovia dug young jimmy page

gimme one last chance

i'll show you we're born to share the stage

i love robert frost

you love rilke

i go for kashmir

you love your silk

me

i want my whole milk

with you it's gotta be skim

this pas-de-deux was just a whim

i love you but you love him

oh no!