cool papa bell

Singer: paul simon

it turns out to be

a great thing for me

i don't worry

i don't think

it's not my job to worry or to think

i'm more like 'everyday i'm here i'm grateful'

and that's the gist of it

now you may call that a bogus

bullshit

new-age point of view

but check out my tattoo says wall-to-wall fun

does everyone know everyone

mr. wall-to-wall fun

we got the well

well

well

and cool papa bell

the fastest man on earth did dwell

as cool papa bell

motherfucker!

ugly word!

ubiquitous and often heard

as a substitute for someone's christian name

and i think 'yeah

the word is ugly

all the same'

ugly got a chase to make

it's not like every rodent gets a birthday cake

no

it's 'you're a chipmunk

how cute is that?'

but you

you motherfucker

are a filthy rat!

and well

well

well

is it true papa bell?

that the beauties go to heaven

and the ugly go to hell

cool papa bell?

have you all heard the news?

'heaven finally found!'

okay

it's six trillion light years away

but we're all gonna get there someday

yes

we're all gonna get there one day

but

but not you!

you stay and explain the suffering

and the pain you caused

the thrill you feel when evil dreams come true

check out my tattoo!

it says 'wall-to-wall fun'

does everyone know everyone

mr. wall-to-wall fun

we got the well

well

well

and cool papa bell

the fastest man on earth did dwell as

cool papa bell

and you're never gonna stop

never gonna stop

never gonna stop

never gonna stop

never gonna stop

never gonna stop

never gonna stop

you know

you know you

are never gonna stop

never gonna stop

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