i don't ever wanna get off
y'all know how the riders ride
you'll get the total package
straight power bomb like kevin nash and sid vicious
small like ray mysterious put y'all in big ditches
it's that boy drag from the kitchen
get an equal ass whipping
toss men like four horsemen
and y'all can meet drag in the middle of the ring
y'all can bang like i'm in the ping
before y'all hear the ding
i bring the things that'll make ya sweat
you can be a big wrestler still i pimpin' ya
the call me 'the crippler' leglock will cripple ya
cause i don't care who's the tallest
then run for governor like jesse the body" ventura