elmo's out in the hood one morning
so pissed off that he put out a warning
said if he ever see ernie or bert
swear on his life that they gonna get hurt
'cause bert and ern' got a hood operation
heard sellin' o's was a good occupation
so they came with a foolproof plan
to go in the business and make a few grand
but everything around here's elmo's turf
ever since he first had beef with the smurf
all he ever found was a little white hat
stained with the blue blood couldn't strike back
gotta prove he's no slouch
tells him he'll get ten-thousand a head
for bert and ern' if they're both found dead
and somebody's always getting carried away
when he come around trippin'
them boys better not come around slippin'
they'll be underground drippin'
in front of crown chicken
trying to talk zoe into coming down strippin'
they see grouch and they hop in the store
so why's he shootin' at him and the bitch?"