pc with me

calm me down babe

i know i've been away

i'm coming back for the holidays

boots all shined

i'm santa clause with aids

selling pornographic polaroids

and counterfeit shades

when she said

you don't have to be

my darlin' so pc with me

yeah she said

you don't have to be

so pc with me

because the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love

the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love

i'm barely treading water

with roy boy clinging on

paddling drunk through airports

on a raft of plastic bongs

been on dating apps in budapest

we got figh as huck in prague

sodomy in berlin

without no gutentag

when she said

you don't have to be

my darlin' so pc with me

yeah she said

you don't have to be

so pc with me

because the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love

the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love

she said the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love

in love

the meaner they are

the harder i fall in love