i was huntin' for whitetail last year down in ole mexico
and i asked for the best huntin' guide and they gave me pedro
on that second morning i shot me a big trophy buck
soon we were circled by trucks
and i didn't know it but this land belonged to the cartel
they took all our money and threw me and pedro in jail
now i'm gonna be guilty till proved innocent
no lawyer to call so we're already dead
but pedro sat in the corner with a gleam in his eye