pee-ro juan valdez sam quixote

whenever you are down in tijuana

i'll tell you who you should go to see

the man who can tell you what is happening

pee-ro juan valdez sam quixote. ask pee-ro about his friend rosita

and if he should tell you you'd better not

ask how is his sister juanita

the line he'll give is man you ask a lot. oh oh ask pee-ro

oh oh ask pee-ro

oh oh ask pee-ro

oh oh ask pee-ro

if ever you should feel a little down

wait til dr. pee-ro comes around

he will give you something that will help

and it just might cure everything else.