peel me a grape

peel me a grape

crush me some ice

skin me a peach

save the fuzz for my pillow

talk to me nice

talk to me nice

you've got to wine and dine me

don't try to fool me bejewel me

either amuse me or lose me

i'm getting hungry

peel me a grape

pop me a cork

french me a fry

crack me a nut

bring a bowl full of bon-bons

chill me some wine

keep standing by

just entertain me

champagne me

show me you love me

kid glove me

best way to cheer me

cashmere me

i'm getting hungry

peel me grape

here's how to be an agreeable chap

love me and leave me in luxury's lap

hop when i holler

skip when i snap

when i say

do it