penis song

ladies and gentlemen

introducing

the penis song. this is my penis song

i wish that i had a bigger shlong

one that was quite a bit more thick and way more long

one of those porno king kong dongs

check it out

i wish my dick was bigger

i can admit it

i'm above average on inches but i want a damn double digit

if i had a big ol' cock what would i do?

i'd probably go to florida and show it katrina and screw

get buck naked and start streaking at my school

and get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed

with my third leg and

and then i'd go to a keg and

do a keg stand

get drunk and do the running man

with no clothes on just to show off

my dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft

haha

oh yeah i forgot that's not really the cock that i have

i went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package

and it fit me like kriss kross's old school starter jackets

trying to convince myself like

size doesn't matter