Pennsylvania

We are cop rock

we are screech

We are Z. Cavaricci

We are laser removed

Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string

we are puck

We are special people's club

We are the half shirts with

Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned

we are squat

We are flashing twelve o'clock

We are spread out buttcheeks

Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are ishtar

we are tab

We are "no right turn on red"

We are the moustaches

The Beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart dotting "I"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate

Of a Subaru that was

Registered in Pennsylvania

We are zima

we are barf

We are cinderblock yard art

We are Baldwin brothers

Not the good one

but the others

We are Amway

we are shemp

We are Sir David of Brent

We are the queef after

A pornstar breaks the gangbang record

You are the heart dotting "I"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate

Of a Subaru that was

Registered in Pennsylvania

Do you even know what a wawa is

girl?

Do you even know what a wawa is?

Do you even know what a wawa is

girl?

Do you even know what a wawa is?

I'm in a state of P-fuckin'-A