perfect hair

Singer:mf doom

perfect hair

to the second power of forever

ask him do he need it? hells yeah

now or never

on a mission with friends of fair weather

sooner the better

off to mt. tuna

wear your leather prepared sweater

and watch out for catman my brothers

he keep his strand slicked back like scatman crothers

a balding boy

sound like janeane garofalo

fiend for a sloppy fro

who seen the evil coiffio?

not me yo

i'm leavin'

gone

even if him got them bomb weavin' kanekalon

no more or less stress than your old boss

the tears burn your eyes less than fresh s-curls sores

and brenda

the best girl lost

uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss

earl tossed

there goes a whole tray of hamburgers

villain till he old and grey like olden day scam workers

circa one nine seventy-one

on the mic machine it seems his work will never be done

he seeks the ninth level of power

but weak geek might freak it in another hour

or so

they call the fool retarded hair guy

in school you could spot it when he nodded here

Lyric Context: perfect hair - mf doom