perry mason theme

you know

it's such a shame

that it's so hard to find

good

honest

legal help these days

see

the problem with my brother and me is

we're recidivists

habitual

criminal offenders

no attorney wants to go near us

i gotta find him a lawyer

i don't know what i'm gonna do

the d.a. was burger

the cop was tragg

and della was the secretary

drake sat on the desk with perry