peter the painter
ian dury
who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes?
at the royal academy for jack-the-lademy
mr. blake is the actual bloke at the royal college of useful knowledge
he plays his part without complaint at the royal society for insobriety
gets his pencils and his paint from the royal commission for intuition
it takes the cake and no mistake
for goodness' sake take a look at those blakes
who's paintings brighten any day
who draws each breath from loving life?
who's golden beard and black beret
who's sharper than a palette knife?
who treasures every mortal scrap at the royal borough of extremely thorough?
peter blake is the actual chap at the royal enclosure of cool composure
and such nice beauties do impart from the royal exchange of rare and strange
the wonders of his noble art at the royal tournament of glad you're born-ament
to ease your mind and soothe your aches
for goodness' sake take a look at those blakes
peter is going to paint a picture - for you
it's siriol the she-devil of naked madness
elvis presley and cheetah the monkey