pewdiepie's song

hey hey hey this is pewdiepie's channel

and if you don't like that i'll slap you with a flannel

hop on my camel and chase you to the north pole

aaaah my camel's out of control!

run

run

call the police

i'm going to the zoo there's animals to release

i'll take them all home and show them my games

take pictures of them all and keep them in frames

his name is pewdiepie

ladies claim he's a cutie pie

millions other disagree and say he's just a stupid guy

so who is right? let's look at the facts

dudes that like him

or that attack?

hang on a sec

what does it matter?

refuse to fight

it's a horrible act

i could pick some bogeys out of my nose

or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros

i could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes

or i could buy a pewdiepie tee like thousands of bros

what you talkin bout

pewdiepie?

you're not making any sense bro

you be high

you could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie

but you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie

i'm taking on youtube in a tutu

woo hoo

i'm bigger than you

you and you.boo hoo!

there's loads of dudes getting in feuds with pewds

but i'm infused with juice and ready to bruise these noobs

i'm a velocirapper

ferocious

a new subscriber every day since diplodocus

i'm clearly the dopest

the rest of you are hopeless

i'm on a global stage

you're on some sofas

you're bogus

hocus pocus

no focus

i can't decide if i should punch you or give you a brofist

you look as if you stole your sister's hair

aww watch you gonna do

throw mr. chair?

i could write poetry and flowery prose

or i could argue in the comments with thousands of bros

i could water the garden

i've got flowers to hose

or i could stay inside the house online with thousands of bros

what you talkin bout

pewdiepie?

you're not making any sense bro

you be high

you could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie

but you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie

edgar allen

edgar allen

are you responsible for what i'm smelling?

i'm rippedy rapping and bibbedy bapping and hippedy hopping

there's nobody stopping me

so whatever you're watching

you better be stopping and paying attention to p.e.wdiepie

he's even sweeter than a blueberry pie

i feel like i'm motherfucking stuck in this duck

it makes me want to quack like what the fuck is that

genius pewds strikes again with the speed of raikkonen

and if i couldn't watch his videos i think my life would end

so

goodbye bros

see you tomorrow

yeah so

goodbye bros

no stephano!

i could play a moba game for hours til pro

or i could choose to stay on youtube with thousands of bros

i could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows

or i could join the chorus of this one

how does it go?

what you talkin bout

pewdiepie?

you're not making any sense bro

you be high

you could wear a new gucci suit and groovy tie

but you'll never be as beautiful as pewdiepie