Singer:vandals, the
hello
no one could get to the phone right now
so for your convenience
your call is being answered automatically. but if this is you
you can suck my dick
if this is my boss
fuck you i quit
if you're the girl
you ain't worth shit
and if this is school
i'm really sick
but if this is grandma
i'm so sorry i missed your call
i'll see you on sunday
goodbye and i love you
but if this is you
everyone else you can do the same
don't leave a message unless your fucking lame