phone wallet keys
Singer:adam sandler
let's fucking do this shit. here we go. yeah. yeah. yeah
and all i'm taking with me
got my credit cards in my wallet
masterlock on my front door
that's what my motherfucking keys are for
good things come in threes need my phone
if i'm going to the zoo i need my phone
if i'm getting a face tattoo i need my phone
if i'm going out to a wedding if it's winter time and i'm sledding
if i'm at the daddy-daughter dance my phone
i'm going on vacation to the west indies
and i don't got no luggage
i roll on up to the airport
lady asks for my passport
fuck. okay. guess i need my phone wallet
i'm finally on the plane i'm riding delta
the lady farted next to me
i recline my fucking seat
now i need my laptop phone
keys i'm swinging my shit all over the place
i'm carrying so much shit
what can i do? probably should take my ipad too
what the fuck else did i forget?
my charge pack my sunglasses
my pockets got so heavy now i'm cramping
each time i leave my house it's like i'm camping
just standing around i'm like a walking lost and found
you know i'd rather stay at home
where all i need's my fucking phone
just playing with my phone
and fiddle with my phone on the toilet
i'm gonna do my first mic drop.