pibb goes surfing
Singer:adam sandler
you were cruisin along there
it wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em
it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles
the hawaiin sea's like a warm cup of java!
temperaturo perfecto as the africans might say!
yeah. so listen to me for a sec
just stay flat on the board
pointed towards the beach. i'll tell you when to start paddelin
and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you
i hear ya! let mother nature do her duty!
hop up quick like i showed ya and ride
but don't go too far right
there's a lot of nasty coral over there
well here comes a triple overheader right now! let me tear into that sucker!
that's comin awfully steep
no steeper than that tsunami i rode back in 1928 on my grandpappy's tv tray! let's do this!
fiddle faddle! i love it!
i'm standin! i'm standin! whoo hoo
you better pull out before you hit that reef!
but i didn't come out here for no six second ride!
not until i get the tube! aaaah!
i'll be right there! oh my god
is there a doctor in the house? oooooh!