piss aaron

rundgren, todd

if it's stupid enough

it's cool

a1-a2-a3

we figure

my daddy and me

things are still the same

it seems

as when he lived it in his teens

as a kid in school

aaron was a junior

the class of '32

his momma called him angel

but everybody knew he was the

king king

the gross out king

they called him piss aaron

they always caught him pissin' in the hall

piss aaron

he never would refuse

when nature called

dumb larry from homeroom 9

kept his locker full of weeds

just to satisfy his smoking needs

and his love of fire

went to a game and lit

a stink bomb in the bleachers

the coach

the cheerleader and the

the chem teacher

and the dean

the dean

duh

dean dean was after

dumb larry

they always caught him

smokin' in the john

dumb larry

you never would have

missed him when he's gone

chuck biscuits

conservative-jive

the biggest pig in all the school

he would sit and smack his lips and drool

as he eyed your lunch

i left a bag in his desk one night

a raw egg sandwich and

when hungry took a bite

he had to up chuck

uh up up-chuck

a-pukin'

chuck biscuits

they always

caught him eatin' in the class

dumb larry

they always caught him

smokin' in the john

piss aaron

they always

caught him pissin' in the hall

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