pitfall

mc chris

yes

it's supercade time

let's have some supercade fun

fun

fun!

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

my name is pitfall harry. my life

it can be scary

often falling down a pit. when i trip

it's legendary

always running

something's coming and i jump it

then i plummet

every jungle's filled with fortune or fatalities if you're flummoxed

that's why you gotta focus - jump at the right time

on an alligator head

got no choice and no vines

look out for the barrels

donkey kong's off screen

lookin' for that marijuana

smoke that green!

get that gold

get that silver

get that shiny diamond ring

you won't like a cobra bite or a scorpion sting

grab a torch and a whip then we'll torch in the whip

then we'll go score some chicks

quick claw

get a grip

quicksand likes to suck

tar pits like to swallow

jungle's really rough but i'm a tough act to follow

weekdays hella lame

all the same

really shitty

on the weekend

seekin' out the secrets of the ancient city

what?!

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

four million copies sold

bro

totally legit

it's '81 and indiana jones is the shit

activision in its wisdom

yo

it fell for a pit

a rip off that would lift off

it was swell for a bit

no-no-no need to explain if you feign to wonder why

the designer david crane graduated from devry

was a hit at atari 'till he went on safari

got a rari

then he partied

then the bubble burst

i'm sorry

atari 26 was a hit for six years

apple 2e made my dad switch gears

too many ets

where it's buried isn't clear

atari 26

i guess it disappeared

now if you look on ebay

you buy it for a grand

if you want the box

please

put up your hands

realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred

i miss shit being simple

button smashin' in the basement

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

behind the counter at kay bee

i see something i really need

green box features a scene that was filmed inside my dreams

i see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas

i see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease

a treasure hunter swinging over the craziest lake

and activision made it so there's a gradient wake

and ever since i played it

it is like mania

mate

jumpin' over snakes makes me feel great in a way

back in the day

screen grab was a camera with a flash

take a picture of your high score and you might score a patch

you can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back

'cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper jack

activision got sold and the name got bought

now they bring you call of duty where you might get shot

and

yes

i am distraught until they bring back tony hawk

thank you

activision

all that sitting by a box

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands

pitfall

big lols

lick toads

trip balls

quicksand

my jam

gold bars in my hands