platinum blonde

i wanna be a platinum blonde

just like all the sexy stars

marilyn and jeane

jayne

mae and marlene

yeah they

they really had fun

in a luminous day-glo shade

walk into a bar and i'll have it made

'cause if that's all it takes; a double processed blonde

i wanna be a platinum blonde

i wanna be a platinum blonde

be a platinum blonde

yeah i even tried wearing a wig for a while

it was the right colour

but not the right style

gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply

see ya later

i wanna be a platinum blonde

just like all the sexy stars

marilyn and jeane

jayne

mae and marlene

yeah they

they really had fun

now if you need me on sunday and you look twice and see

that platinum blonde is gonna be me

in a double processed luminous day-glo shade

when i get this colour i'll have it made in the shade

oh

i hope i'm ok

i wanna be a platinum blonde

i wanna be a platinum blonde

honey

i gotta

i gotta

i gotta

i gotta

i gotta be a platinum blonde

i gotta be a platinum blonde

i gotta be a platinum blonde

i'll hit the bottle baby