i never do work but i always play
cause the game is life and i play the game
so you never talk down on a player's name
when i grab my mic i'm the one man crew
when you heard too $hort came to town
you never would've thought i'd be looking down
on who? on you cause i'm so big
me and my money is all i dig
i'm from the dangerous crew
drop the funk on your ass
beating like a dope fiend
back seat riding in a limosine
telling that freak all about me
chilling out in the oaktown singing a rap
no mc could rock like that
now i say it like bitches say
when i rap it's always great
wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape
spitting that rap to all my homies
when i rap too good i might take it too far
had the whole damn crowd going wild
cause i don't stop rapping
too $hort baby from east oakland
i got more hoes than i can count on my hand
you got women? well i got more
they call me playboy $hort" known everywhere