po jones piss test (skit)

c'mon! you know i'm doin' my thang

man. i'm just checkin' up on you

you know? i'm just checkin' up on you. you ain't gotta check up on me

man. why don't you piss?

you just came to my house the other day and searched. piss for me!

what?!

pee. you know

like in a cup. pee!

pee for you?

why don't you pee right in front of me? c'mon! you see that package i go-hahaha-t

ahahah!

c'mon! you on some faggot shit?! it's some. c'mon

c'mon!

hahahahahahaaaah!

p.o. jones

man! 'ey! c'mon! sss. faggot!

you'd better listen to me

asshole! if you don't pee in this fuckin' cup right now. what?! yo

come on!

i'm goin'. fff-fuck that! c'mon!

show 'em what you fuckin' made me

man. i'm fuckin' tired of all these bullshit!

put me on house-arrest again. extended my probation

mothafucka!

huh?!

i got two more months and i'm a fuckin' off probation!

uhm srry

uhm srry. uhm srry!

yeah

you sorry? sign the paper! get me off probation! early release

c'mon!

early release?

aight

thank you mr. jones! thank you! thank you. don't tell anybody!