polka patterns

everywhere

i see them there

i stop and stare at patterns

i don't care

i must declare

i've got a flair for patterns

on my hair

the clothes i wear

my savoir faire is patterns

all i see is patterns

the patterns that repeat

let's go into the bathroom

i know we're in a room where you would not expect much math

usually you're in here for a shower or a bath

but if you gaze upon the floor

and if you're kinda smart

you'll see the repetition is like geometric art

wow

haha

look

everywhere

i see them there

i stop and stare at patterns

i don't care

i must declare

i've got a flair for patterns

on my hair

the clothes i wear

my savoir faire is patterns

all i see is patterns

the patterns that repeat

hey!

a polkameister like myself never has to be bored

i just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard

now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health

so stand back

everybody

i'm gonna express myself

look at this

patterns

i've got blisters on my fingers

woo

hey

aw

get down

yeah

help me

somebody

woo

still there? okay

next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party

you can make some patterns with your feet and with your body

if you don't know the steps yet

here's the gang with all the answers

ladies and gentlemen

introducing

the weird al" polka dancers