pong dance

been away for college

was the baddest geek around

he's been doing everything but make his parents proud

he tried his best to study hard but still

he got too drunk

won lots of beer pong tournaments but still

he had to flunk

his ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend

his barbie tried a female ken

but when the white ball hits the red cup

he's the baddest fucker in the frat club

then he does the pong dance

the the the the pong dance

he does the pong dance

the the the the pong dance

he'd never touched a cigarette

but tried to smoke a joint

he coughed and soon he felt regret

just screaming what's the point?!"