poontang boomerang
Singer:steel panther
she never got a call back
i couldn't get on that fatty
yeah we're golfin' three days later
guess who shows up as my caddie?
just can't throw her away
dump her ass on a friday night
my friend was gettin' married
i told her just the one time
i would make an exception
then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception
but i can almost guarantee
i'm gonna wind up with that girl
the boomerang wang is even worse they say
if you don't wanna fuck no more
but you better watch out jack
cause that ass is comin' back
if you're tired of getting in her brown
you can take the next bus out of town
but you can't get far enough away
that bitch will you find any day
change your name and cut your hair
but i'm tellin' you right now
that boomerang tang will follow you
if you don't wanna fuck no more
but you better look out jack
cause that ass is comin' back
sure as a bear shits in the woods
and sail boats have sails
better wise up real quick
but the boomerang is as dangerous