poop deck party

alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls

it's time for you to go completely crazy

are you ready? this is poop deck party

woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight

feeling kinda thirsty

some rum would be great

went up to the deck

looking for a drink

but all i could find was a terrible stink

poo over here

and poo over there

there is pirate poo everywhere

gonna clean it up? nah fuck that

let's have a poop deck party

and wear a pirate hat

alrighty

it's time to pick up the shit

and throw it in the air

here we go

poop deck party

it's where i want to be

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party

poop deck party

it's fun for you and me

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party

poop! deck! poop! deck! poop! deck! poop deck party!

poop! deck! poop! deck! poop! deck! poop deck party!

yo ho my name is captain chris

i'm about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit

i've been living in the sea for a week or three

so all you landlubbers better listen to me

you know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won't do

now i've got an epic pirate quest for you

we're gonna party party party party all night long

while captain yarrface sings this song

everybody in the house say yarr

everybody in the house say yo ho ho

everybody in the house say yarr

everybody in the house

let's go!

ha ha ha! little boy bowes

that was very good

but now i'll show you how a real pirate does it

let's go

poop deck party

it's where i want to be

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party

poop deck party

it's fun for you and me

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party

poop! deck! poop! deck! poop! deck! poop deck party!

poop! deck! poop! deck! poop! deck! poop deck party!

poop deck party

it's where i want to be

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party

poop deck party

it's fun for you and me

i am captain yarrface

and welcome to the poop deck party