poor unfortunate souls

i admit that in the past i've been a nasty

they weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange

but you'll find that nowadays

i've mended all my ways

repented

seen the light

and made a change

and i fortunately know a little secret

it's a talent that i always have possessed

and dear lady

please don't laugh

i use it on behalf

of the miserable

the lonely

and depressed

poor unfortunate souls

in pain

in need

this one longing to be thinner

that one wants to get the girl

and do i help them?

yes

indeed!

those poor unfortunate souls

so sad

so true

they come flocking to me crying

will you help us