pop punk is dead (skit)

Singer:mc chris

mr. chandler

mr. ward's here to see you. hey mc!

tim

tim chand-mc chris in the house. haha

yeah. tim chandler

new pop. how are you

sir?

i'm good

how are you?

i'm great

sir. and you?

ha.ha.i'm good. listen

have a seat. thank you

thank you very much. this is comfortable. thank you

princess. you can go. oh.okay

ohhh. let me start by thanking you for a second. okay. the album.i got the preorders in

they look great. the album sounds great. thanks a lot. you look like a million bucks. thank you

thank you very much. uhhhhh. what-what's the matter

mr chandler? you look like.is something the matter?

you don't know what i'm going through. it's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that.that pop punk is dead. what!?

and hip hop is the wave of the future. well.i guess it could be.i mean we don't know for sure. these bands

they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they.mmmmmmm

look c'mon that's good music

mr. ugh.gimme a break. mr. ch-

egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good.i know hot dogs taste good!

i know you do

sir. i eat hot dogs!

i know

you have some on your desk. ohhhh.dirt bike annie

sure they got a woman in the band.but she's married!

but

it's a great ban-

it's a cock-tease band!

there my

there my friends

dude. they tease my cock. mr. chandler. listen up. you kid

you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake. well.i do. that's what i'm looking for

a man's man. yeah.yeah

that's who i am. allllright.get the fuck out of my office. o.o.o.okay.mr. chandler.thanks for seeing me. uh huh.