pour decisions

i'm living up in canada

and i'm canadian

scottish canadian with opportunity

i could have been a manager of a brewery

making beer for everyone but most of all for me

my father was a soda jerk

my mom an office clerk

but neither one of those was good enough for me

i could have moved into the hill

and ran a few stills

and made a fortune selling hooch beyond the law

pour decisions

a punk musician just ain't as cute at 53

i used to be a lumberjack

and i'm ok with that

i wore suspenders

little panties

and a bra

i used to be a socialist

a sort of communist

now i'm a pessimist and i don't care at all

i could have been a minister

a holy predator

a man of faith you really wouldn't want to meet

perhaps a scientologist

just as a hobbyist

and start a cult that's turning people into sheep

pour decisions

a punk musician just ain't as cute at 53

i have forsaken money makin'

yeah

you still wish you were me