poverty pleadin' peter

peter's moanin' groanin' moanin'

he can't pay his rent

but we've all seen peter's bank statement

he says he's broke

he must be joking

he's doin' fine

it's no secret

pete's a lucky swine

peter's on his water bed and peter says he's skint

but we all know that peter's made a mint

peter's pleadin' poverty

he can't fool me

coz peter lives in luxury

he's got. loadsa money!

peter's got nowt

he's down and out

he tells me and you

but he signs in his bmw

he's got no bread

that's what pete said

he can't make ends meet

peter panics in his penthouse suite

what colour yacht should peter buy? peter can't decide which

but it's no problem coz peter's filthy rich

peter's pleadin' poverty

he's got. loadsa money!

peter's pleadin' poverty

he can't fool me

coz peter lives in luxury

he's got. peter's pleadin' poverty

he can't fool me

coz peter lives in luxury

he's got. a load o' dosh!