president carter speaks (skit)

look here

listen man

listen man

good morning new york

my name is weezy f baby

i am the president

and um. is this thing on? testing. today i come to talk to you about

a very serious situation. it's this bitch i know

and uh

and she

uh

ya know

she's not your ordinary bitch

ya know?

you could smell the swagger off of the bitch

breh

you know what i mean?

you know

i personally don't think

you know

um. any you other bitches could fuck with her

you know what i mean?

and no

don't take that shit to heart

uh

take it to your pussy

you know what i mean? cause she gon' take it to your necks

and uh

who i'm talkin' bout?

i'm talkin' bout nicki minaj

nigga

yeah

the mistress

yo

they be like

why she call herself the mistress?"