i look like a dude dressed as a girl
do you remember me from nickelodeon?
but don't worry i'm still just as dumb
all this over sexual dancing
my skirt's so short i might as well be naked
all of my views are from horny dudes spankin'
random black guy whispering
i'm a random black guy whispering
why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?
there's broccoli stuck in my teeth
i got rib meat stuck between my teeth
so please stop zooming in on my teeth
you need to start flossin'
i swear that i'm totally unique
your voice is a damn carbon copy of mariah carey
you're clearly trying to steal
stop zooming in on my mouth
i am getting really annoyed now
that's it i am pulling my piece out
zoom in one more time i dare you!
wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream
this set looks like a tim burton sex dream
my hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video
my voice sounds like i am rapping
through a hole in my throat
iggy iggy too biggie to be confessin'
that i'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'
seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket
i think that dude in the back
must have googled that shit
didn't have enough makeup to cover up my black skin
so i dug up steve jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him
have you noticed the backdrop that's been here along?
we've been hypnotizing ya'll to like this song like what!
people say my name reminds them of starbucks
that's because my dad's a grande coffee cup
you're getting old almost 22
and we need someone bigger than you
wait what the hell are you saying?
you need to get an upgrade
actually totally replaced