to these blue and yellow purple hills
i climbed the highest mountain
once or twice but who's countin'
to these blue and yellow purple hills
with a couple of law suits inside her palms
it's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
to roll up on you like christopher reeves
i can't describe the vibe i get
this room makes me hallucinate
then i sweat till i start losing weight
till i see dumb stuff start happenin'
dumber than vanilla ice tryin' to rap again
everybody in the house doing mass amounts
to the women in the thongs with their asses out
d12 throws the bombest bash in town
help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out
he's upstairs wrestling with elton john
you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
it gotta be tums the ex-lax is gone
yeah i took them all though
and i think my arm is gone
young dumb and full of cum
and i think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue
you scary ass it was a false alarm
think they're about to die when i just got on
that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
that's why our baby mothers
love us but they hate each other
they probably wanna take each other out
snorted two lines that were filled with chalk
thought it was incredible i killed the hulk
until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
and when i'm old and gray
pack up my nose with coke
it must have broke the choke
had an accident when the trojan broke
now i'm paying child support
i take four shots at one time
i don't need to chase when i'm swallowing mine
why the hell you people think i rap?
because my mother taught me
i be tryin to get by like you
i only need three blunts and i'm cool
i just got some and i'm going back soon
shut your mouth you dirty girl
you know you want me in your world
bizarre's here all night!