what you seem to be saying
is you're patiently waiting
like an ashtray for the butt
when you're not picking it up
but you treat me like a clown
and i don't want to be funny
fat chance glued to the wall
cos you're treatin' me like a rerun
but you're not pickin' it up
but you treat me like a clown
and i don't want to be funny
but i'll be better at kissin'
when my teeth are all missin'
and the silverware's burnt
and i'm eatin' with my fingers
and you're not pickin' it up
but you treat me like a clown
and i don't want to be funny