queen bee

barbra streisand

will you welcome please: the oreo's

the black

black widow is sittin' in the middle of the web

it's the fly she seeks. you may be her lover but you never will recover

'cause she ain't had a bite for weeks. you think you're the same

'cause you got the same name

but the widow has a mobile home. remember what i told you

she got eight arms to hold you

and she's never gonna let you roam

she'll tuck you into bed

truck on your head

then she'll wrap you as a midnight snack. so if you see a spider

don't you sidle up beside her

why'd you think the widow's wearin' black?

queen bee

baby

pray that you may be left on your own

uh huh

nothin' she'll give you

gonna outlive you

but the queen bee's never gonna be alone

long before atlantis there has been a praying mantis

and you know why he's on his knees

he may have religion but he's just a sittin' pigeon

if a woman even starts to tease. he won't even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck

what a way to go. and now you done and torn it!

you been messin' with a hornet

she's a blue-blooded wasp

you know. and just as you do it

she'll inject you with a fluid

that you ain't even got but none. you're the meat on the plate

not even first rate

she's gonna feed you to her seventh son. just like the queen bee

baby

pray that you may be left on your own

uh huh

nothin' she'll give you

gonna outlive you

but the queen bee's never gonna be alone. so

in conclusion

it's an optical illusion

if you think that we're the

weaker race. men got the muscle

but the ladies got the hustle

and the truth is starin'

in your face. the mother bear stalks

and the queen of the hawks

is the one who brings home the bread. the lion that is regal

and the bold headed eagle

need a woman just to keep them fed. but come the evenin'

we're like adam and his eve

inside the garden hear the serpents sound?

it's so frustratin'

when you're really into matin'

and there ain't a lovin' man around. whoever wrote this story

throw out the glory

bring in the men

write me a sequel

give me an equal

and i'll give that man

i said i'm gonna give that lovin' man

i said i'm gonna give that lovin' man

i'm gonna give him that lovin' sting! zap!