quirky

midnight beast, the

not married but i wear a wedding ring on my hand

i go to sleep when i want

'cause i don't have bedtime planned

don't obey by the rules

sometimes i don't even care

if i'm out eating at a buffet i'll have more than my share

what! i'm a bad influence

don't hang around with me

i ride my bike on the pavement

wear my clothes in the shower

i'm straight up crazy

i've got a beard

i've got an afro

i've got eyebrows that rock

so

if you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot

i don't sing in tune

why?

cuz i'm quirky

backwards lyrics my of all rap i

cuz i'm quirky

i sip my coffee through a straw bitch

cuz i'm quirky

n' i'll still rock a cap when i'm thirty. why!

cuz i'm quirky

the other day

i had a piece of toast

but i didn't even butter it

it tasted gross

i don't care

what i do. i'm a real live wire

i hold a match 'til it burns. i'm playing with fire

fuck vegetables

i don't eat none of that shit

fuck education

i don't study one little bit

fuck the fonz

he thinks he's fucking cooler than me

and fuck singing this song

cuz i'm too quirky to sing

i wear red and pink

why?

cuz i'm quirky

i greet you with a goodbye

cuz i'm quirky

i have eleven beers a day

why?

cuz i'm quir-

no

no that just makes you an alcoholic. n' i'll still have a beard when i'm thirty. why!

cuz i'm quirky

ripping a hole in your jeans

owning a pink limousine

learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen

fighting a bear with one hand

getting a full-body tan

joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band

i like home alone 3

cuz i'm quirky

i'm drinking peppermint tea

cuz i'm quirky

i got a picture of the hoff

see?

cuz i'm quirky

n' i'll still rock a cap when i'm thirty. why!

cuz i'm quirky

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