i crawled up to the railroad track
let the 4:19 scratch my back
gonna turn you loose like an old caboose
got a tail i need to drag
and you ask about the weather
i can't jump a hurdle and
but all you want to do for me
bring your skinny little body back home
it's dog eat dog and cat eat mouse
you can rag mama rag all over my house
hailstones beatin' on the roof
the bourbon is a hundred proof
and you and me and the telephone
our destiny is quite well known
we don't need to sit and brag
bring your skinny little body back home